The Beast Speaks: That’s My Bloody T-Shirt
Editress’s note: my beau and confidant, who goes by S. McManbeast, is a fellow freak of nature and rabid horror fanatic. He wanted in on the blogging action, so you’ll see occasional guest posts from him under the header “The Beast Speaks.” Have at!
As a horror fan, I feel naked without my assorted assortment of horror movie t-shirts. “But, where the fuck do I find a good one?” you may be asking yourself. Well, the answer to that one is…
My favorite is Fright Rags. I just like the look of them, the whole design element if you will. They have a lot of obscure cotton collectibles to choose from as well, which is why I’ve put them at the top of my list.
Take this original artwork for John Carpenter’s The Thing. Is it not creepy perfection?
Next for me has got to be Rotten Cotton. They just have so much shit, and on top of that, scream queen Tiffany Shepis is modeling a lot of their shirts…and she makes me feel funny in the pants.
Oh Frank, when will you learn!
I was turned onto November Fire, as I previously hadn’t heard of it. I checked it out and sure enough, they not only have a shit-ton of horror shirts (albeit mostly B-horror and 70’s cinema), but they have other designs as well. To a certain extent, so does Rotten Cotton. It’s nice to see sites that can excel with shirts of multiple variet-ays. Also, they have lots of other things to print terrifying visuals on, like sweatshirts and long sleeves, and things that show off ta’s for the ladies and the very heavy men amongst us.
I love this.
There are tons of other sites, but quite frankly, they all have the same stuff, so you can discover them on your own. But, I highly recommend Fright Rags, Rotten Cotton, and November Fire, for all your online creepy cloth purchases. They’re good ish.
Editress’s note, part deux: In case you were wondering just how funny-in-the-pants Ms. Shepis can make a man, I present you with hard evidence of her and S.:
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January 5th, 2010 - 14:59
Wicked. I’d never even HEARD of November Fire. Some of those obscure B-grades are my all-time faves \m/
January 5th, 2010 - 15:40
November Fire’s my favorite of the bunch, too, they’ve got some really rad stuff.
I’m paging through Fright Rags and marveling at the original artwork (!!!) like whoa right now.
January 21st, 2010 - 14:11
This man is a genius. You should have him write more articles. Total dreamboat I’ve heard also.
It is said that the Mcmanbeast can benchpress a live cow, and when its up in the air, the Mcmanbeast drinks fresh milk from its utters.
Also, the Mcmanbeast can ejaculate and hit a tree a full mile away. I talked to a wildlife expert, and they hypothesized that this is because the Mcmanbeast does lots of Kegels.