3Dec/092
Lady Gaga is a Cenobite in Designer Heels
…and I Have Proof.
Dearest Clive,
It has come to my attention that one of your Cenobite creations may have escaped through the Schism — have you any idea how the Lament Configuration might have ended up in the hands of an Interscope executive? You even scripted it yourself: “There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.” — Hellraiser III
I think you’ve got a lot to answer for. See attached evidence for further proof:

Medical fetish? Check.

Somehow pulling off a weaponized bondage harness? Check.

Necrophilia? Double-check.

Music apparently fueled by the sulfurous flames of Hell? (It is pretty irritating, after all.) Check.

Now featuring bonus boyslaves wearing their skeletons on the outside!
And the final, possibly most damning evidence thus far:

One would clearly have to have made a deal with the Devil to both acquire and be able to walk in McQueen’s shoes.
In closing, Mr. Barker, I’ll see you in Hell for the horror you’ve unleashed on the world.
Kisses,
Positively Bleak
(Many thanks to the members of fuckyeahladygaga for supplying the evidence!)



December 29th, 2009 - 14:34
Hehehe I <3 Lady Gaga!
December 29th, 2009 - 14:49
No lie, I kind of love her, too. It’s just the awesome style, honest!
I’m gonna go hide under my Cannibal Corpse albums now…