positivelyBLEAK Grinning back into the abyss.

3Dec/092

Lady Gaga is a Cenobite in Designer Heels

…and I Have Proof.

Dearest Clive,

It has come to my atten­tion that one of your Cenobite cre­ations may have escaped through the Schism — have you any idea how the Lament Configuration might have ended up in the hands of an Interscope exec­u­tive? You even scripted it your­self: “There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.” — Hellraiser III

I think you’ve got a lot to answer for. See attached evi­dence for fur­ther proof:
Medican fetish? Check.

Medical fetish? Check.

Somehow pulling off a weaponized bondage harness? Check.

Somehow pulling off a weaponized bondage har­ness? Check.

Necrophilia? Double-check.

Necrophilia? Double-​check.

    Music apparently fueled by the sulfurous flames of Hell? (It is pretty irritating, after all.) Check.

Music appar­ently fueled by the sul­furous flames of Hell? (It is pretty irri­tating, after all.) Check.

    Now featuring bonus boyslaves wearing their skeletons on the outside!

Now fea­turing bonus boyslaves wearing their skele­tons on the outside!

And the final, pos­sibly most damning evi­dence thus far:

    One would clearly have to have made a deal with the Devil to both acquire and be able to walk in these shoes.

One would clearly have to have made a deal with the Devil to both acquire and be able to walk in McQueen’s shoes.

In closing, Mr. Barker, I’ll see you in Hell for the horror you’ve unleashed on the world.

Kisses,

Positively Bleak


(Many thanks to the mem­bers of fuck­yeahla­dy­gaga for sup­plying the evidence!)




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  1. Hehehe I <3 Lady Gaga!

  2. No lie, I kind of love her, too. It’s just the awe­some style, honest!

    I’m gonna go hide under my Cannibal Corpse albums now…


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